I can’t lose him! He’s my friend.
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
Voiced by Stephen Fry, guys. Alarm clock voiced by Stephen Fry. I need this.
YES FUCKING PLEASE
Fun-and-slightly-intimidating fact: all, or nearly all, the fabric used in Game of Thrones is hand-woven by the costume crew. The embroidery is also done by hand.
there’s ppl who have a favorite character and then there’s ppl who absorb them and assume their form and guess which one i am
“You’re going to lose. It’s in your nature.”
you so pretty when you look like you wanna eat someone’s face off
In which Tony visits Loki in prison and the God of Mischief continues to be a little shit.